There are a lot of workout accessories on the market.

And that’s an understatement.

There are a fuckload of exercise products!

But which one is going to help you go from funny Jonah Hill to “I want to be taken seriously” Jonah Hill?

That Thigh Master? Shake Weight? Body Blade? Anything fitness-related in SkyMall?

Here’s a free tip: none of ’em!

If a fitness product is advertised on TV or you see it in a publication on an airplane, DON’T FUCKING BUY IT!

But what of lifting straps? Weight lifting belts? Foam rollers?

And how do you use them without drawing even more attention to yourself?

I mean, you already draw enough stares and WTF-looks from going to the gym and improperly using the training equipment. No need to compound it by doing something stupid with your fitness gear…like crunches with a weight lifting belt on, for example.

Fret no more!

Everything you do or don’t need is in The Accessory Guide: The Shit You Need To Fuck The Gym Up.

Another installment of Monster Longe’s Take Your Ass To The M*fkn Gym series, The Accessory Guide: The Shit You Need To Fuck The Gym Up is designed to give you a working knowledge of the various…hmmmm…accessories you may want to bring along when you Take Your Ass To The M*fkn Gym.

This guide is perfect for you if you are:

  • someone who’s new to weight training and feels overwhelmed
  • someone who wants to know what fitness gear may and may not help them exit “do you even lift?” territory
  • someone who wants tips on what to look for to make better buying decisions
  • someone who doesn’t want to be made fun of by everyone in the gym for using something the wrong way

Discover the tools you need to know about to create a better you…and save yourself from further embarrassment!


Fine Print:

This is a digital download in PDF format. After purchasing, you will receive an email with instructions to download to any computer or iPad, even a smart phone! Nothing will be physically mailed to you.