Don’t Quit Your New Year’s Resolution To Get Into Shape Yet!!!

Hey, you in San Diego or out there in Internet-Land!

You’re just in luck!

I have some prime training times and online coaching spots open.

But only for anyone seriously interested in getting laid.


I meant “getting in shape.”

Very honest mistake!

(But really, I’m going to have people beating down your doors)

All eligible applicants will be contacted by email.

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