gym
noun [jim]
1. short for “gymnasium”, it’s that place you pay a monthly fee to go exercise at but never actually go. see also: AFFLUENCE
2. a room or building housing a variety of machines, weights, and other equipment but where, somehow, only the bench press is ever used. see also: MTWTFSS
3. a place that’s used as a backdrop to take selfies to mix up your social media feed.
