Healthy Easter Tips

So you’ve just settled on a totally inappropriate Easter Bunny costume for an Easter party you’re going to that’s going to have children all over the place because that’s who the holiday is really for.¹ With your spring Halloween costume out of the way, all that’s left to lose sleep over is how you’re going to deal with the goodies.

So what should you do?

Well, what you should definitely do is eat the carrot cake!

…and those Peeps!

…and that Cadbury creme egg!

…and that bag of pastel M&Ms!

…and that entire 32 oz Palmer Big Binks chocolate bunny that’ll have some incessant vegan at the party bitching and moaning to you about eating animals because vegans are that fucking annoying that they’d even bitch and moan about eating an animal made out of chocolate!

Yes, what you should definitely do is eat all of that shit without giving a single fuck in the world!!!

What you definitely shouldn’t do is eat all of that shit and then hop on an elliptical, treadmill, or StairMaster, crank it up, and then be a cardio bunny in an effort to burn off all of those calories! As long as you’ve been on track the days and weeks prior, one day of eating shit isn’t going to fuck you up.

So live a little!!!

NOTE: If you have stupid goals and actually want some healthy Easter tips to celebrate Easter without going completely off your eating plan, then you might want to check out some holiday eating tips to help you have a boring but healthy Easter Sunday.

Glossary: calories, personal trainer, StairMaster, treadmill

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Monster Longe is a personal trainer in San Diego. He has been lifting weights for +25 years and training clients in the gym and online for about half of that time. When not working with clients or making content that's easy to read, understand, and apply to everyday life, he enjoys long walks and leaving buildings crushed and entire city blocks decimated in his wake.

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