Put the 'Me' in 'Mediocrity' — Shit 'M' Says

¡Escuchen aqui!

Listen here, you!

You’re not special.

That’s right, you read that properly!

You’re not special!!!

So keep doing the regular things that make you so regular.

Buy that regular unleaded gas. Smoke that reggie weed. Include fiber in your diet.

Matter of fact, regular it up some more and put some umph in it, why dontcha?!

You’re not regular enough as it is!

Unfortunately for you though, you’re in the wrong place to learn how to be even more regular.

So mosey along now, ya hear!


For the bit of brilliance explaining this so you can stop going “WTF”, click HERE and go “WTF” no more!


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