Monday
noun [muhn·dey]
1. the day of the week that comes between Sunday and Tuesday and is internationally recognized as the magical day to begin or restart a plan, program, whatever, rather than immediately starting or making a course-correction. see also: TOMORROW
2. the day of the week to save humanity from incurring the wrath of plague, pestilence, and famine from the heavens above for training the pectoral muscles on any other day but the start of the week. see also: HEROISM
