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How can I blame you, though. After all, the writing and information is OUTSTANDING. And the pictures are ooooh so pretty. They’re just to die for! So it makes perfect sense that you just can’t get enough.
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I bet it has something to do with internet fairies doing some Santa Claus type shit — except they’re dropping off oodles of data 24-7/365 instead of gifts one day out of the fucking year. Santa Claus, what a pussy! But who knows. I’m a meat-head, not a tech guy.
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