Park Farther

Park farther! What'd I just tell you?!?! F-A-R-T-H-E-R!!!
Rather than parking in the handicapped space so you can be closer to the entrance, park further away.


Why the absolute fuck would you dare do such an unthinkable thing?

What kind of sick fuck am I to have you make more use of your legs?!

I’ll have you know that my mental health is beside the point!

As for you, you’ll want to let that handicapped space go unoccupied so you can get a wee bit more activity into your daily life.


Once again, why the absolute fuck would you want to do that?

Because, well, a wee bit more activity means…

That’s right!

You burn a few more calories!


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