Now’s the time for you to take full advantage of what Monster Longe has to offer.


By me giving away FREE online coaching.

Yes, you read that right.


Here’s the deal:

  • Because you live somewhere other than San Diego, follow my online coaching program (and reevaluate your living arrangements. Why? Because San Diego is the bomb diggy!!!)
  • You lose fat, gain muscle, get in better shape — y’know, look good naked. Or you can just get healthier — but stop playing! You know you just want to look good naked!!!
  • You tell EVERYBODY — friends, family, co-workers, people you see every day but don’t even remember their name —  about me when they ask why you look so awesome (trust me, you WILL look awesome)
  • You share your progress on Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Google+, or whatever social media platform you prefer

You win with a new body (and improved health, if you’re into that sort of jazz).

I win by expanding my business and turning it into an evil empire that will one day take over the world.

Mwhahhaaaaaaahaaaa!!!! Mwa ha ha…oh, wait, did I say that aloud?

What I meant to say…is…that…EVERYBODY WINS!

There’s an itty-bitty problem, though.

There’s only room in my FREE online coaching program for five (5) people.

Because space is limited, ACT NOW by clicking the button below.

And don’t be a selfish jerk. Don’t forget to share this with anybody you know who may be interested!