You may have heard that weightlifting makes women big.
It makes them get too big for their britches!
That’s why they shouldn’t lift weights.
Fuck, what do we need with women all full of themselves with confidence and being able to open pickle jars on their own, thus leading to the ever silly notion that they don’t need men?!
Women don’t need men?
That’s exactly why women shouldn’t lift weights.
It gives them silly ideas!