By now, you’ve probably seen pics of my banging ass body. Easy money says that you’re probably saying to yourself, “Damn, I wish I had a banging ass body too!”
If that’s the case — which it is, so stop lying to yourself, liar — then you better do yourself a favor and ask me shit.
At full disclosure, your body won’t look nearly as good as mine — I mean, look at me, for goodness’ sake!!! — but I’ll do my best to get you pretty damn close.
Now, how may I help you?
…and try to keep it legal. Remember, I’m trying to run a reputable business here!
WARNING: Scan these frequently asked questions FIRST before even thinking about asking me shit!!!