Take Your Ass To The M*fkn Gym (free ebook)

What the fuck is this?!

Take Your Ass To The M*fkn Gym (And What To Do When You Get There) is a tour de force of actionable steps you can take to have the body and sex life you always wanted…

…but were too fulla bullshit to grab hold of.

This bloat free, punch-you-in-the-face guide will teach you:
  • What separates the people with bangin’ ass bodies from the people without bangin’ ass bodies (*ahem*you*ahem*)
  • How to create a workout schedule and use it to actually, you know, look like you lift weights and give a fuck about how you look
  • Small things you can do to see results from your gym going before deciding to bash your head against the wall in fustration
  • Tricks you can try out to make gymming as much a part of your day as the crapload of hours of video watching on TV and digital devices that you somehow find time for
AND OF COURSE SO MUCH MORE!
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Collected for your easy reference are 49 pages of (somewhat) grammatically correct and properly punctuated dope shit that’ll quadruple your stock value in the flesh dating market.

49 pages?! Gadzooks!!!

Don’t worry, you short attention span having, “I-hate-reading” sumamabitch. There are so many pages because the font is large as all hell and the spacing between lines is chasmic — excuse me, I meant to say that the line spacing is wide as fuck (I don’t know what got ahold of me there).

Even more, you’ll breeze through Take Your Ass To The M*fkn Gym because it’s written at a third grade reading level with expletives aplenty!

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