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Yes, right to your inbox!!!
How does that happen with me here and you there?
Modern technology, you say?!
Well, kind sir or madam, I say PISH-POSH! Absolute rubbish!!!
It’s simple sorcery, of course.
EVERYONE knows (except you, apparently) that gnomes work hand-in-hand with fairies — pixies, to be exact — to make our computers work and carry information from one place to another. Technology, the marriage of science and engineering, you said! What a comedian!!! We’re going to get along swimmingly, if I dare get ahead of myself.
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What exactly is this dope shit that he speaks of?
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ALL THAT VALUE FOR NOTHING!!! Better act now before I come to my senses.
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