JUST THE TIP #4441
For you, going out for Mexican usually means driving to Home Depot to hire an illegal alien whose labor you can exploit. For others, going out for Mexican means heading to a restaurant that serves food from that country. If by chance you ever do the latter, remember that Mexican food can be fattening but not if you take steps like substituting beans in place of beef or cheese in burritos and ordering tacos made with soft corn tortillas instead of deep-fried ones made from white flour.
Yes, swap menu items just like you swap American workers for cheaper day laborers from south of the border!
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Monster Longe is a personal trainer and online coach in San Diego. He's helped hundreds of people lose weight, build muscle, and become more attractive to their loved one so they don't have as strong of a desire to cheat on them anymore. When not working with clients or making content that's easy to read, understand, and apply to everyday life, he enjoys making fun of Drake and people who like the guy.
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