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Posted on October 6, 2024October 6, 2024 by Monster Longe

Exercise Mat

Exercise Mat written in text with image of a violet exercise mat partially rolled out on the ground and a green one rolled up and standing on its end.

Exercise Mat

Exercise Mat written in text with image of a violet exercise mat partially rolled out on the ground and a green one rolled up and standing on its end.

To stretch or do an exercise on the ground, you can lie down on the heavily trafficked floor that’s teeming with the germs and particles from the bathroom and elsewhere that people track on their shoes.

Or you can lie down on an exercise mat that everyone uses, if you can even find one.

Or you can bring your own. Continue reading Exercise Mat

Category: Articles
Posted on October 3, 2024December 1, 2025 by Monster Longe

Banana Nutrition Facts

Image of a hand of bananas and the nutritional value of a finger.

Image of a hand of bananas and the nutritional value of a finger.

Why on earth would you ever eat a fucking banana?!?!, you ask incredulously.⁣⁣⁣

Good question!⁣⁣⁣

Bananas = 🤮⁣⁣⁣

Sure, bananas make for good deep-throating practice but when it comes to bananas as food rather than just as something to perfect your blowjob skills with, they’re 🤮⁣⁣⁣

But here’s the thing… Continue reading Banana Nutrition Facts

Category: Articles
Posted on September 30, 2024April 1, 2025 by Monster Longe

The Benefits Of Water During Exercise

The Benefits Of Water During Exercise written in text with image of a sweaty woman in workout clothes and a towel over her shoulder drinking from a water bottle.

The Benefits Of Water During Exercise

The Benefits Of Water During Exercise written in text with image of a sweaty woman in workout clothes and a towel over her shoulder drinking from a water bottle.

Do you practice good hydration?

Like, do you drink water before and during every workout?

Oh, you don’t?!?!⁣
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Ha, no wonder your performance level is as bad as it is! Continue reading The Benefits Of Water During Exercise

Category: Articles
Posted on September 27, 2024September 22, 2024 by Monster Longe

Signs That it’s Time To Lose Weight

Signs That it's Time To Lose Weight written in text with image of an alarm clock wrapped around measuring tape.

Signs That it’s Time To Lose Weight

Signs That it's Time To Lose Weight written in text with image of an alarm clock wrapped around measuring tape.

So here’s the situation…⁣
⁣
You’re blind.

How on earth are you reading this when you’re blind?!?!, you ask.

Ummmmmmm, with a text-to-speech reader 😒⁣
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DUH!!!
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Anyway, back to the bleepin’ story! Continue reading Signs That it’s Time To Lose Weight

Category: Articles
Posted on September 23, 2024December 12, 2025 by Monster Longe

Popcorn Nutrition Facts

Image of popcorn kernels and their nutritional values.

Image of popcorn kernels and their nutritional values.

Why on earth would you ever eat fucking popcorn?!?!, you ask incredulously.⁣⁣⁣

Good question!⁣⁣⁣

Popcorn = 🤮⁣⁣⁣

But here’s the thing… Continue reading Popcorn Nutrition Facts

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