Description
Just because you’re big as shit and look like a man from all the weight you’ve been lifting doesn’t mean you’re still not special in your father’s eyes. So show it with the “Royalty” tank top!
Sure, you were never really viewed as special by him because what he really wanted was a son (fuck, who could blame him?!), a point he made known to you at virtually every turn of your life, which wrought the serious emotional damage that makes you the lovable train wreck of a person you now are. But that’s the past! It’s time to move on, baby. And there’s no question in my mind that your relationship with your dad will improve now that you’ve become the closest thing he’s ever going to get to a son.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. Do not dry clean.
