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Yes, you read the price right!
At a million dollars, Take Your Ass To The MFKN Gym (And What To Do When You Get There) is still a bargain because it provides the invaluable, which are the actionable steps you can take to have the body and sex life you always wanted but were too fulla bullshit to do anything about.
In just 15 pages of (somewhat) grammatically correct and properly punctuated dope shit, you’ll learn:
- what to do when you take your ass to the motherfucking gym
As if that weren’t enough, there’s additional stuff to help quadruple your stock value in the flesh dating market!!!
That’s all well and good, you say. But 15 pages?!
Gadzooks!!!
Don’t worry, goldfish attention span haver! There are so many pages to slog through because the font is large as all hell and the spacing between lines is chasmic — excuse me, I meant to say that the line spacing is wide as fuck (I don’t know what got a hold of me there).
Even more, Take Your Ass To The MFKN Gym is written at a third grade reading level with expletives aplenty so you’ll breeze right through it!
So what are you waiting for?!?!
Purchase your copy and make me a millionaire!
…or just get a copy for FREE by adding yourself to the mailing list and joining a growing community of other smart people changing their bodies, building confidence, and having their downstairs neighbor tell them to at least oil their bed springs so the “squeak, squeak, squeak” doesn’t keep them up every…single…fuckin’…night.
FINE PRINT: This is a digital download in PDF format. After purchasing, you will gain access to download the document to any computer or iPad, even a smart phone! Nothing will be physically mailed to you.
