noun [zoo·buhz]
a brand name for zebra-striped exercise clothing worn by fashionistas. see also: SLAY
Example of Zubaz in a Sentence
Oh man, wait ‘til the ladies get a load of me in the gym next week when I break out the Zubaz and Pit Vipers I found while shopping for cheap workout clothes at the thrift store!
Are you one of those people who regularly eat sushi to signal how sophisticated and cultured you are?1Sure, you get your sushi from a gas station or supermarket rather than from a high-end establishment that features fresh, rare ingredients and meticulous artistry but you’re definitely showing everybody in your trailer park that you’re better than them.
Don’t be modest, you know that describes you to a tee!
Well, you don’t have to stop that behavior just because you’re on a diet.
noun [vee·guhn·iz·uhm]
a temporary phase of weeks, months, or years of not consuming animal products before eventually doing so again because life is too short to be miserable sacrificing moral superiority for less than delicious substitutes.
noun [vee·guhn]
1. someone whose dietary restrictions you’ll never have to wonder about because they’ll always make sure to tell you even when you don’t bloody ask.
2. someone who eventually starts eating meat again after several weeks, months, or years of annoying people with their moral superiority. see also: PHASE
