You’ve been polluted by society with all the sex, violence, and other wickedness in the world that has led you astray from the path of righteousness. So if there’s anything to worry about cleansing, it’s yourself from sin so you don’t burn in eternal hell fire, heathen!
As for the other type of cleansing from the other way you’ve been polluted by society? Continue reading Skip The Juice Cleanse
Okay, let me see if I’m getting this straight…
You’re an evil-doer whose heroic adversary has been captured by their henchmen and instead of immediately shooting them with a gun or bashing them in the head with a tire iron, you now have to do the classic bad guy thing of dragging shit out to dispose of them in an overly dramatic fashion.
That’s the situation you find yourself in, huh?
Well, you can try staples like burying them alive and strapping them to a rocket or table-saw conveyor belt but can I interest you in boiling them alive in a vat of hot oil?
Very similar to an acid pool but without the risk of producing noxious fumes that make the air so poisonous to breathe that your archenemy would die before even getting thrown in and having their flesh melted off, hot oil is a much more practical choice for inflicting a slow and painful demise.
I know, your curiosity is piqued!
However, as intrigued as you are by the idea that’s now up for your consideration, it’s going to take a lot of oil to pull it off and that has you not fully committed because of the thought of all the scrambled eggs, French toast, pancakes, doughnuts, onion rings, chicken strips, tater tots, seared steak, and other delicious fried food the gallons of oil could be used to make instead of getting used to dispatch with your foe in an elaborate and completely unnecessary way.
Seeing that your love of fried food is strong enough to interfere with your ability to show off how cartoonishly evil you are by making your enemy’s death as devious and over the top as possible, it appears this is where I have to tell you that shouldn’t be the case because fried food isn’t exactly the best thing to be eaten that much.
Q: Should chicks do chest exercises? When I go to the gym, I mostly do glute stuff but I’m thinking about adding other things to the mix. I’m kind of on the fence about working out my chest, though. See, I’ve won the annual wet t-shirt contest at my local bar the past few years in a row and I know my reign on the top won’t be that much longer because of the effects of gravity and other shit like that as you age. That being the situation, I don’t want to do anything to speed up losing my title. So yeah, do you understand my concern?!?! Continue reading Should Women Train Chest?
Scared to whip it out in public, huh?
Those indecent exposure charges on your record suggest otherwise in relation to your genitals and your willingness to reveal them for general view. That same comfort, however, doesn’t seem to exist when it comes to bringing a food scale with you to places and being seen pulling it out for use. It’s only then that you have fear of people casting judgement on you for being some sort of weirdo.
So what’s the issue there?, you ask. Continue reading Use Common Objects To Estimate Portion Sizes
When you introduce instability to an exercise — such as a push-up by placing the hands or feet on a mobile, not fixed, surface — the muscles have to work harder to execute the movement. That’s what suspension training is, and suspension trainers are the means by which you can leverage gravity and your body weight to improve strength, balance, flexibility, and coordination. Continue reading Suspension Trainer
