Do Women Like Muscles?

Do women like big muscles?

After all, it’s often said by liars — excuse me, I meant women — that they don’t care about looks. They say they’re more into personality and other intangibles.

Those intangibles include effort, priorities, ambition and goals, the treatment of others, intelligent conversation, proper use of punctuation and grammar, a sense of humor, closeness with friends, family stability, a relationship with God, and a bunch of shit that have absolutely nothing to do with money, which I say with zero derision.

Yeah, they’re more into the inner qualities than the outer.

Research says otherwise!

One study conducted by researchers at Griffiths University in Queensland covered up men’s faces and asked 150 women to rate them for attractiveness.¹Queensland is in Australia, that country that’s conveniently located on the bottom of the world that was originally founded as a penal colony for those on the bottom of British society and is now home to many a nudist beach where a bikini bottom is nary in sight. Fuck, I really, really need to get to Australia once I figure out this living upside-down shit they do over there!

The results?

Well, you’d be wrong if you said that the women recused themselves from the study on the grounds of not being able to meet the men to ascertain their inner qualities because that’s what matters most to them. Instead, ALL of the 150 women found the men attractive based only on their physiques. Yup, not a single lady said the men’s bodies did nothing for them.

Interesting!

Even more interesting is that how physically strong a man looked accounted for 70 percent of how sexy the women found him, with height and weight trailing behind as factors. In fact, NONE of the 150 women rated high in attractiveness the men whose bodies appeared weak. So physical strength is key in what women find physically attractive in a man. And what’s a tell-tale sign of strength? Yup, muscles!!!

Interesting, indeed!

A series of studies conducted by lab coat science-doers at UCLA also has interesting findings.

In one study, 141 female undergrads were given images of six different body types:

The women were only given the pictures and weren’t told the labels.²In addition, the faces were blotted out and the photos were printed in black and white to take race and ethnicity out of the equation as much as possible. They were then asked several questions and told to answer from “not at all” to “extremely” via use of a 1-9 scale. In the sexual desirability category, questions ran along the vein of “How physically attractive is this man?” and “How likely is it that this man would be able to satisfy your sexual desires?”

The results:

Women are clearly into muscles. As we can see from the ratings, girls like big dudes, at least bigger than the average, with them favoring guys with some kind of muscularity over guys who look like they’ve never stepped foot inside a gym.

Want more proof that muscles attract females and make life easier for gym-going players?

Out of a pool of 470 women, the researchers drilled down to a subset of 82 women who had a past short-term sex partner and were recently involved in sexy time fun with a more long-term partner. The participants reported that their short-term sex partners were more muscular than their recent partners. Moreover, they reported that they spread their legs much, much faster for the jacked dude than they did for the less built guy they were in a longer term sexual relationship with.³i.e. The muscular guy had to put less time and effort into fucking them.

Care for more proof?

The researchers then asked a sample of 99 men about their sexual history. They were all photographed and their pics were given to a panel of 3 women and 1 man to rate their bodies for muscularity.⁴The judges were unaware of the study and what the purpose of their coding the photos was. The men rated by the judges as highly muscular were the ones who self-reported themselves as such, with them reporting more lifetime and short-term sexual partners than those who weren’t as muscular. Even more, muscular men reported waaaayyyyyyyyyyy more trysts with women they shouldn’t have been having trysts with.⁵You know, because the women had boyfriends and husbands at the time, which you’d think would make the women hesitant to spread their legs.

What, if anything, can we take from this, you ask?

Nothing, except that muscular dudes sure are banging a lot of broads who just aren’t that into them!⁶By the way, I said what I just said with a severe eye roll and dripping with excessive sarcasm. Sorry, but snarkiness doesn’t always translate in print so you have to spell shit out for people. Lucky for you that you’re not one of the people who aren’t intelligent enough to detect sarcasm in writing, so by no means am I calling you an idiot in a roundabout way. Nope, not you!

What all of this research means is that if you still live at home with your mom and don’t own a megayacht, then you shouldn’t be stupid enough to fall for that bullshit that liars — excuse me, I meant women — try to tell you about what they’re looking for.

Believe these liars — excuse me, I meant women — and you’ll find out how important physical appearance is when you’re broke and don’t have personality and other intangibles oozing out the wazoo!⁷Intangibles is clearly code for money because we all know that’s what women are really after!!! Yes, what I said in the introduction about intangibles not having to do with money was sarcasm, which you grasped because you’re intelligent enough to detect it in writing unlike these other bozos!

Glossary: goal, gym, muscle, physique, priority

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