abductors
noun [ab·duhk·ters]
the muscles located in the buttocks and hip that not only allowed you to spread your legs and become the most popular girl in high school and college but are now also helping you as you sleep your way up the corporate ladder. see also: THUMBS UP
Example of abductors in a Sentence
Damn, I don’t know how you pulled that out of your ass but you’re absolutely correct that the hip abductors are the muscle group that’s engaged by this hip abduction machine I’m about to show you how to use!