atrophy
noun [a·truh·fee]
1. when skeletal tissue gets smaller and smaller in size from excessive periods of disuse, something a lot of you would be in trouble with if the penis were a muscle and not an organ. see also: SIGH OF RELIEF
Example of atrophy in a Sentence
I started working out a week ago so I don’t have any muscles to speak of to even make this a serious concern yet but how long will it take them to atrophy if I stop working out? I just want to know because it’s about time I take a long break from the gym from hitting it so hard.
verb [a·truh·fee]
2. to lose muscle mass as a result of prolonged inactivity brought on by injury, disease, or you finding a bullshit, yet creative, excuse to cease working out (e.g. having an epiphany that there’s more to life than having a banging body and that lifting to get one eats up too much of your limited time on earth that could be spent on more spiritually fulfilling pursuits). see also: COMEDIC
Example of atrophy in a Sentence
With all the sleeping around I do with people in the gym because they like the way my muscles look, I hope the universe doesn’t play a cruel joke on me by giving me a STD that causes them to atrophy.
