Not being mindful of what you put in your mouth is killing you!
By no means am I talking about the new drug-resistant “super gonorrhea” out there that has you up at night regretting your drunken debauchery with that stripper at that bachelor/bachelorette party a few weekends ago.
noun [kal·uh s·then·iks]
a strength training methodology involving the use of body weight that’s championed by 140-160 lbs douchebags who think they’re God’s gift to fitness because they have the Herculean strength to lift their 140-160 lbs bodies. see also: OVERRATED
Close friends and family aren’t all that supportive of your hopes, dreams, and aspirations but some motherfucker you’ve never met or barely know goes out of their way to like or share your posts, leave comments on your blog, buy what you’re selling, refer people to you, cheer you on, whatever.
WTF?!?!
Well, it’s because familiarity breeds contempt and those strangers and people you don’t know aren’t yet hip to how unworthy of success you are because of how awful a human being you happen to be.
There can be no other explanation.
Hmmmmmmmmm, except… Continue reading Root For Me
If you’re still holding out hope for useful information that may have some kind of bearing in your life, sorry to disappoint you once again.
Instead, all I have is a stupid cartoon about discipline that builds on last week’s stupid post about motivation.
Oh well, there’s always next time (but I wouldn’t get my hopes up either)!
Have you ever wondered why you seem to turn into a fast-food whore at night (you know, just opening your mouth wide for any old thing to slide down it)?
Of course you have!
This not only applies to food, but to all areas of your life.
Why does your amount of fuck-giving lessen?
Well, I have a possible answer for you thanks to the results of a study looking into fuck-giving (or motivation, like you laypeople call it).
The linked article may be hard to get through because it’s not written by me and doesn’t contain the ribaldry you all know and love, but I’m sure you’ll manage!
If not, I may sprinkle my magic on it in a future post.
…or I might definitely probably absolutely not because I have enough shit in the queue to write.
Now, say thanks to me for sharing this. And by no means should you say thanks to the client who brought the linked information to my attention and didn’t post it to the private Facebook group, where stuff you find should go, because she hates me enough to want to make my life harder by having me do more fucking work!
