Posted on January 7, 2025November 26, 2025 by Monster Longe

Why Am I Losing Weight So Slowly?

Q: Why am I losing weight so slowly? Is it karma?!?! OMG, it is karma!!! That must be my punishment for when people stalk me to my car in a crowded parking lot with hopes of taking my spot. You see, instead of immediately leaving when I get inside my car, I’ll go out of my way to make calls, send texts, find the perfect playlist, set my GPS, and do other passive-aggressive shit so the person who wants my spot has to wait a long ass time for me to pull out. OMG, who knew karma was real!!! Continue reading Why Am I Losing Weight So Slowly?

Posted on January 6, 2025July 24, 2025 by Monster Longe

Just The Tip #530

JUST THE TIP #530

Cardio machines are an excellent alternative to walking, running, or biking outside when doing so is made impossible by bad weather or safety concerns. Just be sure to use the machine right next to the only other person doing cardio when there are rows upon rows of empty treadmills or other equipment on the cardio deck.

People love that shit! Continue reading Just The Tip #530

Posted on January 3, 2025May 18, 2025 by Monster Longe

Why Is Belly Fat So Hard To Lose?

Q: So everywhere is getting smaller but the fat around my stomach is holding on for dear life. It’s more stubborn than I am in admitting I’m not nearly as right as I always think I am just because I’m a woman and my significant other isn’t. Why is belly fat so hard to lose?!?! Continue reading Why Is Belly Fat So Hard To Lose?

Posted on January 1, 2025February 13, 2025 by Monster Longe

Weight Loss Tip: no.459

Choose fun-size candy.

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Posted on December 31, 2024April 23, 2025 by Monster Longe

Just The Tip #1416

JUST THE TIP #1416

With the coming New Year soon to bring an influx of gym-goers who don’t know what the hell they’re doing, it’s said that regulars should go out of their way to help newbs out.

So go ahead and interrupt your workout to record and post their gym fails on every social media network for the world to see. Continue reading Just The Tip #1416