gym member
noun [jim mem·ber]
a charitable individual who pays for everyone else’s access to the gym.
noun [jim mem·ber]
a charitable individual who pays for everyone else’s access to the gym.
abbr [ak·tiv·wair]
the sartorial choice of mostly people who aren’t active.
Example of Activewear in a Sentence
I have a full day ahead of chilling on the couch, so I better get comfortable and change into some high-performance activewear.

As said by John Heywood, Rome wasn’t built in a day.1Who the fucking bleep is John Heywood?!?!, you ask. Well, have you ever said or heard the expression, “Better late than never”? “Hit the nail on the head”? “A penny for your thoughts”? “Beggars can’t be choosers”? If you’ve said or heard any of those sayings, then you’re familiar with John Heywood because he’s the English playwright who came up with those and many more turns of phrases that are used in ordinary conversation. So that’s who the bleeping fuck John Heywood is!
It was built brick…2Take a guess what comes next.
…by brick…3Take another guess what comes next.
…by brick!!!
A brick was laid every hour for days, weeks, months, and years until the patricians, while on break from one of their famed orgies, looked up and saw there was a city and then gave the go-ahead for the slaves to stop building.
Yup, Rome didn’t just magically appear out of nowhere…unlike the Sphinx and pyramids in Egypt that are clearly the result of ancient aliens, of course.
So what’s the takeaway message here? Continue reading The Brick-By-Brick Goal Approach
Why on earth would you ever eat fucking cottage?!?!, you ask incredulously.
Good question!
Cottage cheese = 🤮
After all, it has the look and consistency of white and clumpy ejaculate. And it also has just as funky of a taste 🤮
But here’s the thing… Continue reading Cottage Cheese Nutrition Facts
noun [weyt room]
the part of the gym you should spend more time in but don’t.