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Are Tortilla Chips Healthy?

Are Tortilla Chips A Healthy Snack? written in text with flat overlay of corn tortilla chips.

Are Tortilla Chips Healthy?

Are Tortilla Chips A Healthy Snack? written in text with flat overlay of corn tortilla chips.

Cinco de Mayo is fast approaching at the time of this writing. On that day you’ve been looking forward to all year to celebrate a Mexican culture you’re xenophobic about any other time of the year, you’ll don your sombrero and poncho and chug down glass after glass of tequila and beer like any self-respecting Mexican stereotype should.

As we know, the effects of alcohol on weight aren’t that great, especially when drinking large amounts of it like you and your gringo brahs plan on drinking and is why the fictive holiday is one of the most profitable outside of Christmas for liquor companies. To offset things though, at least you’ll be munching on an even larger amount of tortilla chips, a very healthy Mexican delicacy.1FUN FACT: Tortilla chips were invented in Los Angeles, making them as authentic as I am when I tell people I care about them!

Is that really true, though?

Are tortilla chips healthy?

Let’s tease it out and see! Continue reading Are Tortilla Chips Healthy?

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Why You Should Work Out Naked

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Why You Should Work Out Naked

Why You Should Work Out Naked in text with the image of a young white man in nothing but his underwear holding a 45 lb weight plate around his midsection to give the appearance that he's nude.

Maybe you have a home gym and that’s where you work out regularly. Or, play along with me here even though it’s beyond the realm of possibility, there’s a global pandemic and you’re quarantined indoors and find yourself having to work out at home with whatever make-do equipment you have.

Yeah, the idea of a pandemic shutting down gyms, parks, and other public places where you can work out is pretty unrealistic, but play along with me here!

Whatever the case may be, when working out at home you can play whatever music you want as loud as you please. The same thing about volume goes for the grunts, moans, and other porn scene sounds that you usually hold in or tamp down at the gym.

Know what else you can do with no people around? Don’t be shy! I know the thought has slipped into your mind! Continue reading Why You Should Work Out Naked

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Do You Have A Holiday Hangover?

Do You Have A Holiday Hangover? written in text with image of Santa Claus lying face up on the ground in exhaustion.

Do You Have A Holiday Hangover?

Do You Have A Holiday Hangover? written in text with image of Santa Claus lying face up on the ground in exhaustion.

Do you have a holiday hangover?

Pbbbt, how the fuck would I know?!?!

You having one or not depends on how familiar the following familiar scenario sounds.

And what exactly is that familiar scenario?!

Well, the familiar scenario is that the holidays are over but you’re still laying on the couch and cursing Santa to high hell for not bringing the discipline to help you get back into the gym after taking some time off because it was impossible to work out during the holidays.1Santa isn’t real! But if he were, no one deserves being spoken about the way you’ve been speaking about him. Your mother should be ashamed!!!

Not only is working out during the holidays an impossible feat a lot of people somehow don’t find all that impossible but you definitely have a holiday hangover and should take the following steps to get back on track! Continue reading Do You Have A Holiday Hangover?