Why You Should Work Out Naked
Maybe you have a home gym and that’s where you work out regularly. Or, play along with me here even though it’s beyond the realm of possibility, there’s a global pandemic and you’re quarantined indoors and find yourself having to work out at home with whatever make-do equipment you have.
Yeah, the idea of a pandemic shutting down gyms, parks, and other public places where you can work out is pretty unrealistic, but play along with me here!
Whatever the case may be, when working out at home you can play whatever music you want as loud as you please. The same thing about volume goes for the grunts, moans, and other porn scene sounds that you usually hold in or tamp down at the gym.
Know what else you can do with no people around? Don’t be shy! I know the thought has slipped into your mind!
Yeah, what you can do is work out naked.
Well, go ahead!!!
Clothes not only restrict movement, especially the attention-seeking tight shit you wear to the gym to make your package bulge for the ladies or your booty pop for the guys, but working out in clothes also creates more laundry to do!1Hey, if you wear what you wear for the same, not opposite, sex’s attention, then more power to you. Except for my casting judgment on you about your attention-whoring, this is a judgment-free zone!!!
But beyond moving freely and not having as much shit to wash, working out naked, especially when you put mirrors everywhere, allows you to have a constant reminder of how awful your body looks and how much more work needs to be done!
Yes, extra motivation!!!
I know, it’s beyond the realm of possibility for you to be confined inside your home for months on end so you don’t catch or pass an infectious disease that’s spreading across the globe like crazy. But on the off chance that scenario that’s totally outside the pale of conceivable reality does ever happen and you do decide to work out at home so your fitness doesn’t nosedive off a cliff while you can’t go to the gym like you usually would, you now know what big opportunity presents itself for you to take advantage of that you wouldn’t ordinarily get the chance to.
However, if you have a home gym, then you can do what’s presented here whenever you like, if you haven’t already, you lil’ freak!
NOTE: If you’re not an exhibitionist, then be sure to shut your curtains and blinds if working out in a room in your house or apartment with windows. Fuck, even if you are an exhibitionist, do everyone the favor of working out naked in a discrete area to save everyone from having to see your bits flopping around!
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