Q: Can you lose ten pounds in a week? And if so, how? Like, do I need to have a gypsy spell cast on me to rapidly lose weight as revenge for using my mob connections as a hotshot lawyer to get away with running over and killing an elderly Romani woman like Billy Halleck in the movie Thinner? Shit, if that’s what it takes, I’m totally down for it! VROOM, VROOM!!! Continue reading Can You Lose Ten Pounds In A Week?
Q: How can I avoid the free food and office treats at my workplace? Sure, I could remove the temptation by not going to work anymore but then I’d have to start doing sketchy things for money again. Going back to being a working girl in a different sense of the word is something I simply won’t do because I made a promise to myself to turn square and that’s what I’m going to remain doing, dammit! Continue reading How Do You Handle Free Food At Work?
Q: How long does a weight loss plateau last? See, I’ve been on a diet for months. At first, the fat was virtually coming off me like a lot of women’s clothes on IG. In fact, I was losing the shit faster than people lose their morals in the DMs! But recently? NOTHING!!! The scale hasn’t budged at all! Continue reading How Long Does A Weight Loss Plateau Last?
Q: I’m already self-righteous and shit but I’m thinking about jumping on the vegan bandwagon so I can be self-righteous and shit about something with a bunch of people instead of only by myself. You know, to make it more fun! So how do I go about getting the right amount of protein? Meeting protein needs as a vegan just has to be different from the way that you meat-eating scumbags do it! Continue reading How Do Vegans Get Enough Protein In Their Diet?
Q: I hate — HATE!!! — squats. The way the bar feels on my traps, the pressure on my knees, and how my lower back tightens up makes the shit more uncomfortable than when you stumble upon your sister’s OnlyFans content and then have to pretend like you’ve never seen her get her cheeks clapped every time you’re together at a family function. Yeah, it’s that uncomfortable! So yeah, are squats necessary? Continue reading Are Squats Necessary?
