CrossFit
noun [kraws·fit]
1. a branded fitness regimen that’s a mashup of several activities, including sprinting, rowing, strength training, powerlifting, Olympic weightlifting, kettlebell and medicine ball training, gymnastics, plyometrics, strongman, calisthenics, jump roping, parkour, ballroom dancing, mountain climbing, juggling, carpentry, ax throwing, stone masonry, astrophysics, bobsledding, animal husbandry, and no need to continue because you should get the point by now. see also: FRANKENSTEIN
2. a relatively expensive group fitness regimen that apparently isn’t transparent enough as being bullshit to its legion of followers despite its development by a man named Greg Glassman. see also: DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS
3. a loophole employed by pervs to allow them to violently jerk themselves in public without the fear of getting charged with the criminal offense of lewd conduct. see also: PAUL REUBENS
