meal plan
noun [meel plan]
1. an outline of the specific foods and portions that one intends to eat throughout the day…but doesn’t. see also: REBEL
2. that thing put together by a coach for a client who tells them to include whatever they want on it because they’ll eat ANYTHING but then upon receiving it they suddenly aren’t willing to eat ANYTHING and want almost EVERYTHING changed. see also: 🤬
3. something every personal trainer in the world has been asked by someone who’s not a client to create for them for free because trainers are running a charity like the accountants, doctors, mechanics, high class escorts, and other professionals they demand free services from too. see also: FYPM
4. what every fit looking person has been asked by a not so fit looking person to create for them like they don’t know that it’ll be a waste of time to do so because the person asking has no intention of following through, just like the countless many that have asked the same question before. see also: LIFE LESSONS
