natural
adj [nach·er·uhl]
1. term used to describe oneself when you’ve used steroids or any other physique-altering drug because you have an image to protect, with honesty obviously not being a part of that image. see also: IDENTITY THEFT
noun [nach·er·uhl]
2. a person who makes it a point to tell everyone within earshot that they’ve never used steroids or any other physique-altering drug, with that info usually volunteered for no other reason than to explain why their body looks as unimpressive as it does because it’s by nooooooooo means possible to have a more respectable one without drugs. see also: EXCUSE