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Resting Gym Face

I promise I am NOT a lot nicer than my "Resting Gym Face" — Shit Monster Says

I promise I am NOT a lot nicer than my

Oh, you think I’m here to talk, like this is social hour and I give a fuck about the news and what’s going on in the world?

The latest movie you saw to temporarily escape from your sad sack of a life?

How your boss is riding you so hard that you know how Alayah Sashu felt in that infamous scene that led to her…ummmmmm…”retirement”?

Nah, motherfucker!

See this face?

Yeah, this thing of beauty!

It’s not here to talk.

It’s here to put in that work!

Don’t talk to me while I’m here.

Matter of fact, now that I think about it, don’t talk to me outside of here either!


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