Take control of your life from others or various circumstances? Like, realize you’re a fucking adult and your parents shouldn’t have that much sway over you? That your fucked up luck of being born a woman isn’t that fucked up, although it is?
Be proactive instead of reactive? Like, keep increasing your job skills to make yourself more valuable on the market just in case anything happens with your current employment?
Display personal leadership? Like, do stuff on your own instead of being a follower?
Bah!
Why on earth would you want to do any of that?
Like, really?!
Who would you then have to blame for your weight, finances, and everything else that’s fucked up in your sad sack of a life?
Where’s the fun in that?!
