Your Dreams Are Good And All, But…
So it’s the first Thursday of February, huh?
Well, here’s a fun fact for you:
80 percent of New Year’s Resolutions fail by February, with the first Thursday of the month (today) being when the number of fast-food visits meets the downturn in gym check-ins.
If your gym has been anything like mine since the first of January, then it’s been crowded. Having new people come in with big dreams is a good thing that I should be going happy happy joy joy about as a personal trainer. I should also be doing the happy dance that I can crush these people’s dreams when they realize we’re on completely different planets that very few of them will ever reach. But alas, I find no solace in either situation!
Why?
Because all of these wishy-washy motherfuckers have kind of fucked up my ability to find parking for the last month!!!
Well, today marks the beginning of everything changing.
*Birdman hand rub*
