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Zumba

Zumba

noun [zoom·buh]
1. a group fitness class consisting of choreographed dance movements to Latin American music, such as salsa, merengue, and waaaaayyyyyy more Pitbull songs than any human should have to endure in one hour. see also: PERSONAL HELL

Example of Zumba in a Sentence
I probably need to work on my communication skills because every time my girl asks me to go to another Zumba class with her, I say “NO!!!”, which now has her thinking I’m some kinda bigot who has a thing against Spanish people when the issue is with just one Miami street rapper turned global brand ambassador!

 

2. the cooler version of Jazzercise that was created by a South American and serves as just another reminder of how boring life would be without people of melanated skin. see also: THANKS

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