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A new online coaching client tried to attribute their clearer skin to the changes I made to their diet, with them consuming less fat than they did before working with me.

Never one to shy away from taking credit for things I need not take credit for, I accepted the thanks.

Hey, you better catch the roses while you’re still alive and people are throwing them at you, so you’re damn right I took the motherfucking credit…

…but only after I told her that the connection between oily food and oily skin isn’t causative and she still continued heaping appreciation my way because, fuck, how could she not be appreciative?!

After all, I’m her fucking coach and I’ve succeeded where others have failed in doing things to change her body!!!

Anyway, like I was saying before my humility got the best of me, oily food has nothing to do with oily skin.

Well, at least not sometimes!

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Monster Longe

Monster Longe is a personal trainer in San Diego. He has been lifting weights for +25 years and training clients in the gym and online for about half of that time. When not working with clients or making content that's easy to read, understand, and apply to everyday life, he enjoys long walks and leaving buildings crushed and entire city blocks decimated in his wake.

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