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Home / Glossary / Midnight
Posted on August 8, 2019March 18, 2023 by Monster Longe

Midnight

midnight

noun [mid·nahyt]
when a calorie stops being a calorie and the body no longer metabolizes them like it did at 11:59:59 PM and any time of the day prior. see also: MYTH

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