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This is just a crazy thought, but if your coach, someone you’re paying a lot of money to, reaches out to you to better understand your needs, you should probably get back in touch with them instead of still ignoring their messages days later.

But hey, if your lifestyle is so ballerific that you can afford to throw money away, then waste it however you deem fit!

In fact, since you can afford it, let me upsell you a more expensive version of the coaching service you purchased, with the difference being that it involves me caring even less but you paying much, much more, thus making it like many of the services offered by “coaches” that shall remain nameless. Nope, I won’t confirm nor deny I’m blatantly referring to Omar Ventura, Devin Physique, or Brittany Dawn!

Anyway, can I interest you in significantly less value for only a few shekels more?!

Huh, can I?!?!

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Monster Longe

Monster Longe is a personal trainer in San Diego. He has been lifting weights for +25 years and training clients in the gym and online for about half of that time. When not working with clients or making content that's easy to read, understand, and apply to everyday life, he enjoys long walks and leaving buildings crushed and entire city blocks decimated in his wake.

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