Oh, I get it!!!
The plan is to achieve your dreams through me!
So I’m supposed to eat your calories for you and my workouts count as yours.
Now, how’s that for outstanding service?!
Ummmmmm, but how does that work?
I’m obviously not as schooled as you on the latest technological advancements, basic human physiology, or, fuck, even common sense.
So please, enlighten me!
Tell me exactly how this works that your body improves by osmosis, with me doing what I do and you not doing what you’re supposed to do.