bench
noun [bench]
a piece of equipment one would understandably believe is for performing lying or seated variations of exercises but is really for resting water bottles, gym bags, towels, and other personal effects on before getting perturbed at assholes who ask for the removal of said belongings because they insist on using the apparatus for its mistaken purpose.
Example of bench in a Sentence
Hey, is that your stuff on the bench? Are you using it? If you’re not, I’m gonna pretend that I wanna use it to bench press some dumbbells but what I’m really gonna do is sit on it and play on my phone and make just as much use of it as you are. Hope you don’t mind!
