Along with extraterrestrials living amongst us, the existence of fat vegans is one of the world’s best kept secrets.
So nah, you’re not stupid for thinking that eating “healthy” by itself is enough to lose weight.
Nah, you’re just stupid for other reasons! Continue reading Just The Tip #1178
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an enlarged clitoris from AAS abuse that some dudes still wouldn’t be able to find with a GPS.
Example of clit dick in a Sentence
Does it make me gay if I let a swole chick peg me with her clit dick?
Getting enough sleep can decrease hunger and cravings throughout the day, which can make it easier for you to lose weight by driving down the desire to consume more food.
Care to guess why? Continue reading Weight Loss Tip: no.4546
For a bunch of reasons I won’t get into here, the scale isn’t the best measure of weight loss success. It’s as trustworthy as the motherfucker you’re romantically involved with.1 They had to work overtime last night…and you bought that shit?!?!
Yeah, you definitely deserve to be lied to.
Damn, have some dignity!
Get off your knees and stop begging and pleading for me to tell you why you shouldn’t rely on the scale. Fuck, I already said I won’t get into it, and that’s that!!! By the way, here’s a fucking tissue to dry your eyes!2Just because I won’t tell you doesn’t mean I won’t tell these other people that one issue with the scale is that it only measures body weight, not the body’s muscle-to-fat ratio.
Anyway, if the scale can’t be trusted, then what’s a better barometer? Continue reading How To Track Weight Loss With Your Clothes
