Q: My love handles come in useful for giving my man something to grab onto while he’s plowing me from behind. But other than that, I could live without them and would much rather have an hourglass figure. So yeah, what exercises slim your waist? Continue reading What Exercises Slim Your Waist?
noun [fi·zeek]
1. the structure, appearance, and development of the body; generally used by men to talk about other men’s bodies without fear of being seen as gay for talking about, and even admiring, another man’s body. see also: OBVIOUSLY
2. separate male and female bodybuilding divisions that everyone who doesn’t compete in gives less than a fuck about no matter how much competitors and federations try to act like we should. see also: IDGAF
Q: I like riding. I like hopping on and riding to the point I’m dripping wet. You know, so wet that my bodily juices are splish-splashing all over the place! I’m clearly talking about the stationary bike but the same applies for sex. Anyway, does sweating as much as I do while working out mean that I’m burning more calories? Continue reading Does Sweating More Burn More Calories?
noun [free·kwuhn·see]
the number of times you work out per week, or at least claim to so you can use the gym as an alibi for where you are when meeting with the person you’re having an affair with for a different type of workout. see also: BUSINESS TRIP
noun [string·er]
a tank top that’s specially designed for people with muscles to show off their muscles but is somehow primarily worn by people without muscles to show off their lack of them.
