booty bands
noun [boo·tee bandz]
1. the only piece of equipment needed to build your glutes on some planet other than Earth in a far off galaxy in an alternate dimension. see also: NOPE
2. part of every fitness influencer’s exclusive home butt-building program that’s sold to followers who they have believing is the sole piece of equipment they used to build their glutes but wasn’t. see also: FAT TRANSFER
