noun [en·duh·mawrf]
1. a pretentious fat person.
2. a body type you would very easily wish on your worst enemy but, alas, you can’t bring yourself to — not because you have a conscience but because they’re already fat. see also: OBESITY EPIDEMIC
noun [jim bag]
1. a container or receptacle of leather, plastic, cloth, etc., for carrying around everything one doesn’t need to bring with them to work out. see also: MINIMALISM
2. a personal effect gym-goers looooooove other gym-goers leaving in the middle of common walkways so it not only obstructs normal foot traffic but also multiplies the risk of injury when walking forward while looking back at some hot, sweaty piece of ass behind you. see also: FACETIOUS
noun [kahr·dee·oh dek]
area of the gym where the aerobic equipment is that you spend more time on than lifting weights because you’re simultaneously living in the 1960s while the rest of us are here in the 21st century and have the hindsight to know that people were pretty fucking stupid for thinking that’s how to get the body you want. see also: QUANTUM LEAP
abbr [ey·ey·es]
anabolic-androgenic steroids, also simply referred to as anabolic steroids or steroids; a class of synthetic drugs that mimic the male hormone testosterone in its ability to increase the growth of muscle tissue and are by no means available at all on the black market but only via prescription in accordance with the laws of the United States of America. see also: *WINK WINK*
Example of AAS in a Sentence
Sure, the guy you get your AAS from goes by “Doc” but I have a sneaky suspicion that Dr. Dre is closer to being a real doctor than he is!
noun [boo·tee bandz]
1. the only piece of equipment needed to build your glutes on some planet other than Earth in a far off galaxy in an alternate dimension. see also: NOPE
2. part of every fitness influencer’s exclusive home butt-building program that’s sold to followers who they have believing is the sole piece of equipment they used to build their glutes but wasn’t. see also: FAT TRANSFER
