natty
noun [nat·ee]
1. the “look how pretentious I am” way of saying you’re a drug-free lifter. see also: NO ONE CARES
2. something people say they are when it’s obvious that they’re not. see also: “I’M NOT RACIST”
Category: Glossary
Chest
chest
noun [chest]
1. what Mondays are reserved for…and Tuesdays…and Wednesdays…and Thursdays…and Fridays…and Saturdays…and Sundays. see also: ROUTINE
2. the part of the body that fat loss has ruined for many men whose female partners have lost weight and they’ve then had to pretend to have always been attracted to for other reasons beyond the physical, like their personality. see also: TRAGEDY
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Deadlift
deadlift
noun [ded·lift]
a pull movement that calls for lifting a barbell off the ground from a bent-over position until the torso is erect; usually performed with more weight than it should be performed with by lifters who want to hurry up to wheelchair living because they have a general dislike for walking and the spine’s role in it. see also: EGO
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Squat
squat
verb [skwot]
to lower your hips and bend your knees until they’re at least 90 degrees before recovering from whatever hallucination you’re having because that’s the only instance you ever get that low. see also: INCHES
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Weekend
weekend
noun [week·end]
the period of time between Friday evening and Sunday night when you suddenly can’t eat the shit you’ve shown the discipline not to eat all week. see also: REALLY?!?!
