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Fitfam

fitfam

noun [fit·fam]
a hashtag community of fitness-minded individuals who have limited interactions with each other that a user holds up as being more supportive of them and their fitness goals than people who know them in real life or have to deal with them on a regular basis and have heard the same bullshit from for the past billion years about how they’re serious about doing XYZ but aren’t and have now suckered people in the hashtag community to believe them and give them attention for.

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Fit Chick

fit chick

noun [fit chik]
1. a woman with a sculpted body who works out in skin tight leggings or the lowest cut booty shorts on earth and almost always performs hip-hinge exercise movements for all the world to see her hooha…but she’s not looking for attention. Nope, not at all!

 

2. a stacked woman who posts pics on social media with her glutes as the main focal point no…matter…what…the…photo…is. She doesn’t do it for attention either!

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Glucose

glucose

noun [glook·ohs]
main source of energy that your body runs on — not coffee and sarcasm like many memes would like to have you believe, nor the coke and meth that’s fueled many a night out.

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