exercise equipment
noun [ek·ser·sahyz ih·kwip·muhnt]
any of the machinery and apparatuses at a gym that are being used incorrectly during a workout.
Category: Glossary
Bootcamp
bootcamp
noun [boot·kamp]
where failed and wannabe military drill instructors yell at, bully, and intimidate participants to complete a hodgepodge of circuit training with minimal equipment.
Example of Bootcamp in a Sentence
My personal trainer runs a beach bootcamp every Saturday morning and the cardio part always involves us making a mad dash from the area when someone from the Department of Parks and Recreation comes because he doesn’t have a commercial use permit to conduct fitness classes for money on public property.
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Roids
roids
noun [roidz]
1. a contraction for steroids; the substance that turned Steve Rogers into Captain America and we’re all supposed to believe was super-soldier serum. see also: SUUUUURE
2. the thing that’s somehow always forgotten when professional bodybuilders discuss what it takes to get as big as them, unlike genetics, hard work, dedication, and other bullshit that’s always included. see also: SELECTIVE AMNESIA
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Grey Sweatpants
grey sweatpants
noun [grey swet·pants]
what women prefer for men to wear in the gym because it allows them to see the outline of a guy’s dick to better determine if he’s worth bending over in front of to do a sexually-suggestive exercise to get his attention so he can eventually bend them over outside of the gym. see also: ADVERTISING
Example of Grey Sweatpants in a Sentence
As sundress season ends for us guys, grey sweatpants season begins for the ladies.
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Barbell Rack
barbell rack
noun [bahr·bel rak]
the same thing as a dumbbell rack except that it houses…ummmmm…barbells. see also: WORD CLUES
