Bodybuilder

Bodybuilder: someone who knows how to use weight training to build muscle and lose fat but is somehow viewed as a blithering idiot by you — you who clearly doesn’t know how to use weight training to build muscle and lose fat and keeps failing at it, if your body is any fucking indication.

Who in their right mind would ever want to be a bodybuilder?!?!

They’re big and gross!

Yuck!!!

Here’s a question, though.

I know it’s silly, but entertain it anyway.

If you’ve ever picked up a weight with the purpose of changing something on your body, what does that make you?

Vain?

Shallow?

Delusional to think you can EVEN do something about that train wreck of a body?

Of fucking course!

But guess what else?

Yup, you’re a fucking bodybuilder.

Now go shoot yourself!

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