In need of advice?
Why, you’ve certainly come to the right place!
Whatever you do, do this.
Don’t live in the present.
Continue harping about what coulda, woulda, shoulda happened in the past.
People love those stories!
Matter of fact, they can’t get enough of ’em!
So to do your part, keep not doing shit with your life so you can store up even more of those “what if” stories!
While we’re at it, don’t forget to also hold off for a future date what you very well could do today.
After all, it’s not like this is your only shot at life and WWIII might pop off and leave the planet in a nuclear winter before you even get to do whatever the fuck it is you wanted to do.
Yup, you can always get to it later!