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The Pain You Feel Today…

The pain you feel today will be the pain you feel tomorrow (because, duh, you don't have a mutant healing factor) — Shit Monster Says

The pain you feel today will be the pain you feel tomorrow (because, duh, you don't have a mutant healing factor) — Shit Monster Says

Why make yourself vulnerable to others when they can rebuff and hurt you?

That shit’s painful!

P-A-I-N-F-U-L, I tell ya!!!*

Wanna know the best way not to feel that sort of pain?

That kind of excruciating, agonizing pain?

Yup, just keep your feelings bottled up inside and never put yourself out there.

Go ahead!

DIE ALONE!!!

Now, how’s that for some life advice?!

You’re welcome!

*ahem*

While the life coaching I just gave was perfect because being a life coach is one of the many expectations of me, I’m a muhfuggin’ personal trainer, so let’s stick to the topic of fitness.

With that in mind, why try to better yourself when it’s going to make you unable to move your body the next morning?

I mean, soreness goes away with training regularity, but putting up with it until the body adjusts and then having to keep exercising so it doesn’t come back?

Yeah, fuck that!

*Or so I’ve heard. I’m not speaking from personal experience. How the fuck would I know what rejection feels like? I mean, look at me. LOOK AT ME!!! Who would turn this down? A crazy person, that’s who!


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